NOT SPOOKY!

 Oh dear . . .

These people clearly do not "get it".

WTF? I almost got excited because his face is painted the same color as a Jack-O'-Lantern, which would seem to be a sure sign of Spooky times ahead. But he had to go and do, well, that . . . . Someone should take the golden ticket and shove it up his ompa loompa loompity arse.	I like the Mummy walk, that's kind of Spooky, but this guy is obviously marching to the beat of something Not Spooky.	Piiiiiigs . . .  Innnnnn . . .  NOT SPOOKY!!!
This guy's got no clue just how Not Spooky he really is.  They're starting younger and  younger. . .	Good Greif. You know what they say about Mullets: "Business up front,  Not Spooky in the back!".	Which came first? The Chicken or the Not Spooky?
Is she supposed to be a Christian Rastafarian Missionary Kindergarten Teacher? Needless to say this is Not Spooky.	If a gay disco is going to explode all over you, you should make sure it's a spooky gay disco. He did not. Not Spooky!	I have never seen anyone so happy to be so Not Spooky.
Apparently the faux-neo-spooky movement is all about combining lots of fur with lots of skin. Ask yourselves: Is a poodle spooky? Better yet, ask me and  I'll say NOT SPOOKY!	Oh, this guy . . .  I drop a Not Spooky on his ass and he starts trying to tell me that "Spooky is subjective". "Are you F'ing insane?" I ask him.  We argue for a bit and he asks me if I'm on Acid. Whatever "Operation Desert Not Spooky"!	There are some people who would argue that this is spooky solely based on the purely fictitious "Corey Hart Exemption" (C.H.E.) which surfaced shortly after the release of  "The Lost Boys".  Like the dinosaurs, the C.H.E. never existed. Not Spooky!
Domo Arigato Mr. Not Spooky.	Is it a pirate? Maybe. Is it George Washington? Could be. Is it a Musketeer? Perhaps. Is it Spooky? Hellllls No!	Is that an antenna under his armpit or is he just Not Spooky to see me?
This lady is a fortune teller. She was giving Tarot readings at this party. If she could really see the future, why was she suprised when I dropped a Not Spooky on her?	Let's be very clear: Original Sin is Not Spooky! That doesn't address how Not Spooky the pink pleather taxi driver is.  Two Not Spookys do not make a right people!	We're not sure if the Devil even has horns but we are sure that they are Not Spooky.  Neither are peanut butter cups . . .
This is unremarkably Not Spooky. Look, we all get up in the morning and tell ourselves that it's going to be different, we're going to be Spooky today. But things like this make me feel like some people might not even be trying.  Seriously folks, there is help available!	This lady told me that she was the "Black Widow" so I was pretty pumped because I thought she meant the spider and we all know that spiders are Spooky. However, I caught on pretty quickly that  she was not a spider (that ring is totally misleading!) but, instead, someone who has sex with men and kills them. WTF? That's Not Spooky, that's just messed up!	The only good thing about this group (and no it wasn't the rasta-cat guy yelling "meow" at me every 5 seconds) is that we were able to play a rousing game of "duck duck Not Spooky!" which is a personal favorite of mine.  I have no idea why people think feathers and rasta hats are spooky. Get these people a Jack-O-Lantern and a clue!
This is a veritable collage of Not Spooky. The Colonial Sanders tie, Charlie Chaplin hat and the Pringles Guy mustache still don't add up to Spooky. Here's the real tragedy: Look past him to the right and you'll see a perfectly Spooky Jack-O-Lantern. So close, yet so Not Spooky!	F-D-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi. Not Spooky!	Beaker from the Muppet Show with a damaged eye and lots of belly dancing scarves is Not Spooky. And how is he not shaking in his Beaker boots with those Spooky ghosts right over his shoulder?
	Holy Not Spooky Batman!