Although the world is full of Spooky things, it is also, unfortunately,  infested with many people,
places, objects and costumes that are decidedly Not Spooky. It is my solemn duty to expose this
 tragic dichotomy while drawing the definitiveAnacas line of diametric opposition between those genuine
heroes of Spooky and the pathetic failures who litter our otherwise Spooky world with their offensive
 Not Spooky. Here I will call out the Not Spooky pretenders and praise true examples of Spooky!     

Yours Truly,                                                                                                                                         

Mr. Spooky                                                                                   
~The Ultimate Arbiter of Spooky~                                                                                    

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